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SHYSHAXX

by Rake

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Shaun Rutherford
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Shaun Rutherford "Jobs" is an all-timer for you guys. It melodically shucks and jives in a manner which is pleasing to the ear. Favorite track: Jobs.
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1.
Space 02:54
everything that we know that goes so slow around the sun hasn't begun to begin to fit in the microwave someone's crunchin in a cave oh what they've made a travel agent to the stars who can figure out how to make us g-g-go go go in the blink of an eye travelling faster than the speed of light we'll be Alpha Centurions some night you'll see interstellar flight in your lifetime i hope we learn to breathe on other planets i hope your kids are smarter than I me me me and myself i believe we can do it if you keep looking down you miss out on that sky oh it won't be long you can hear this song transmit through space on scalar waves wave goodbye cuz you won't miss what's gone you'll be swimming in the pools of the time tombs yeah you never know who you'll run into step one is steppin out into that big black beyond burstin through the Oort cloud on a spaceship there are billions and billions of other relationships as yet not met but someday the scientists you bet they'll get a better grip on it i hope we learn to breathe on other planets i hope your kids are smarter than I me me me and myself i believe we can do it if you keep looking down you miss out on that sky i hope your kids get real into physics and see life as it is not just all that exists not just this existence but that wonderful bliss that will come when we kiss the stars
2.
Two Heads 02:03
two heads of the same snake are headed for your waist and how good do you think you'll taste? just good enough for the next 4 next 4 we'll give em what for the next 4 next 4 you'll give what for the next 4 next 4 the guy next door has a shotgun oh my god! I will build a home not just another place to worry in we got it all we got it all and we just don't if i knew what to do would you tell me i'm wrong? well could you pick me up then i will tag along i love this song turn it up we will not be here for very long well i would rather be wrong and have you hate me than be right and have never said anything at all yes i would rather be wrong and have you hate me than be right and have never said anything at all I will build a home not just another place to worry in we got it all we got it all and we just don't if i knew what to do would you tell me i'm wrong?
3.
we're gonna have the best backyard gymnastics party tonight we can set it off this song's not that long and our backbends and aerials look tight we should call the neighbors and charge 2 bucks to watch Julie don't go all soft we've worked too damn hard we gonna pull up our matchin tube socks and throw on Samantha Foxx and fuckin get it on! I wanna have some fun rock my body all night long workin hard every day i ain't stayin home no way this is the night touch me touch me i want to feel your body heartbeat coursin through my veins and those big city lights are callin out my name heartbeat coursin through my veins and those big city lights are callin out my name and my name is S-S-S-S-Samantha Foxx Olayaia la a laya LO! (opataricious) Victor Olayaia a la a laya LO! I can feel your heartbeat two steps to mine i can feel your heartbeat in the conga line back in the day Samantha Foxx had got it goin on Jen Plecko do a back hand spring into Wax's lawn
4.
Jobs 02:40
Well i've had a lot of jobs more than lots of folks i can't stay in one place like a wheel's got spokes so i hop from job to job just to get along i even took some jobs on a dare i'd show up late in my underwear and then i'd quit, run home, and add it to the list in this song (it's a long one!) i've been a dishwasher blacktopper road sweeper bridge painter bridge scraper bus boy lawn boy ticket taker tigger waiter expo barback and puppetteer i've worked a soundboard lightboard inboard outboard jackhammer steamroller weed whacker paint roller leaf blower spackle knife a hammer and a muddy bank i've worked in car sales door guy copy boy graphic design a snow movin leaf rakin flyer handin street playin rockstar carpenter comedian and unemployed (you get paid for that too?!) i've been a tree trimmin baby sittin telemarket ticket takin character at theme parks Prince John Brer Fox Safari guy toy demonstrator oysterman and i even wrote obituaries for a while i've also been a bartender and i've managed a new york city nightclub (sounds nice?) no so if you think you hate your job think of how i must've hated some of these don't quit your job or the world might stop if it was full of me i've been all of these things and not yet have i found one single thing that sticks (whatcha workin for?) i am a jack of all trades if your trade is legit it's no wonder why i quit i've been all of these things and not yet have i found one single thing that sticks i am a jack of all trades if your trade's eatin shit it's no wonder why i quit quit doin that and if there's something i can't do that just means i ain't done it yet
5.
Amy 03:30
i bring to the table the angel cloaked in black his scythe cuts the meat about an inch from my back that's why i don't make new friends and how i end up alone cuz i won't let death follow you home you sweet girl no you're too cute to end up a big pile of bones just yet no i won't let death follow you home everywhere we went last night i was so glad you couldn't see ol death in the rearview spittin out his flamin teeth and i think you threw him off when your eyes lit with hope and that's when i almost about choked you sweet girl there are bigger and better fish in the sea than me lord please, get this angel the hell away from me i watched the news the next day and everywhere we had been betwixt the fire and flames was cardinal sin well a school bus burnt down and some girl she shot her man i cannot outrun death's cold bony hands young one turn and run, run as fast as you can from me Amy lord get this angel the hell up away from me
6.
SHYSHAXX 03:58
Whittaker's Forest just south of the Hills grew a flower that smelled quite strange the ranger recoiled as he smelled its musk he said it must be spaghetti and change of vermicelli Montecello the wizard had had his fill so they packed up their backpacks and headed North to the food court inside Hills he'll have the chickenparmajean claude Van Damme I got the Dr. Philharmonic in the palm of my hand the food and ale were served with disgust as the wizard discussed his plan red ranger would morph inter-dimensionally and the wizard would use his bare hands all the townsfolk spoke of Shyshaxx the white cave cat who was half bat he had a laser roar and the door to his cave was only guarded by their children's graves you be my Phillip Michael Thomas the train I got that MegloDon Johnson spell on my brain are you nuts? yeah Red blipped in at the mouth of the cave as the wizard unfurled the plan they had made Red teleport to the back of the cat Wizard magic missile attack but they never saw the laser roar coming as the wizard became a big ol pile of bones red ranger had a choice as he heard a voice it said "who dares disturb my home?" it was Shyshaxx the white cave cat, he's half bat SHYSHAXX he's half cave cat SHYSHAXX he's half cave bat SHYSHAXX 1/3 all that As toxoplasmaghondi took over the rangers mind Shyshaxx slunk closer beaming with big cat pride just then the ranger thought he overheard the wizard's last incantation but he took the vowels out of the words, he said did you get your backpack? did you get your backpack? did you get your backpack? well go get it then DJGTCHRBCKPCK? well go get it then Shyshaxx's whole head exploded DJGTCHRBCKPCK? he must've been allergic DJGTCHRBCKPCK? well go get it!
7.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 years before that purple alien arrived Sheb Wooley stepped inside a soundbooth and proceeded to get eaten alive the distant drums were droning Private Wilhelm started groaning the gators had him half way gone if not the arrows from that tribe the angels we record on high they sing their one-horned lullaby for Private Wilhelm's one good eye he's turning purple say goodbye the cat is out of the brand new bag the cat is out of the brand new bag hot pants make you sure of yourself when you walk like you got only rendering left so brother if you think you're losing that wav file, then don't cuz the sound guy from Young Guns II he's gotta do what he's gotta do to achieve what he wants and what he wants is.... Hit me!
8.
Our backyard looks like Hiroshima at night and there's ants living in the kitchen tap dancin over plates that i just wiped that's alright livin free and easy we don't pay no rent because our landlord died last year we're constantly living in fear is that a staple gun i hear? hell no! it's night they don't work at night right? right nice! livin free and easy the stars that shine over Leticoe to protect it so is a motion detected light i know that someday babe i'm gonna shoot it with a bb maybe tonight we'll set off fireworks from the porch fuck that! let's light em off indoors that's how i like em anymore roman candles off the front door livin free and easy oh our neighbor gets so mad and you would think old grandma's nice but i have called DSS twice those kids are skatin on thin ice i hope they're alright if you do that again Adian I'll kill you! livin free and easy someday i believe i'll get a blank bust of Cleopatra see and paint it exactly how i perceive Earl's would've been 2312 i will miss you livin free and easy oh our hill it's really steep and in the winter you will slide into a ravine and you will die or you might hit a quarterpipe that says fuck off and die fuck off and die fuck off and die livin free ain't easy oh i set booby traps i put a mousetrap in a hat they stole my mannequin's FBI badge i hope those thieves come back and when they grab the cap snap crap that's right jack! livin free ain't easy the stars that shine over Leticoe to protect it so is a motion detected light i know that someday BAE i'm gonna shoot it with my crossbow maybe tonight we'll sit outside with gun in hand find out who's been taggin up my van Futur15 you're a little man you got my twice! that's enough alright? Jesus Christ livin free ain't easy don't you get stressed out about shit you cannot control sometimes you're the china not the bull dozer outside diggin that hole you'll be alright you're doin just fine livin free and easy and i know it makes you wanna roll up into a big old ball and die
9.
every girl i've ever met she's an emotional mess emotional mess every girl i've ever met she's an emotional mess emotional mess every girl in this room Va-va-va-va-va BOOM! "how ya feel about this dress?" i'm emotional i'm emotional every girl i've ever met she's an emotional mess emotional mess whoa! emotional mess emotional mess emotional mess whoa! emotional mess emotional mess emotional mess no guy i met ever got upset if i didn't have an opinion about his clothes every girl i ever met you bet she got wet in the face, why? no one knows every girl i've ever met she's an emotional mess
10.
you probably look great tonight and i'm stuck down here on Earth doin a lousy 64 thousand miles an hour and i know you've been talkin to me through my mp3 player with those LL Cool J songs yeah you're out there girl if that's you sayin i won't find you attractive cuz you're an extra terrestrial i'm here to tell you if you can love me like that? i ain't gonna let a little tentacle get in the way uh uh it's not an abuduction if it's consensual a star seduction? yeah, you bet we will write this down 40.423605 (cmon i'm barely alive) ,-79.973193 (i bought flares and i'll be standin outside) you gotta let me know when you're coming though cuz i don't know when the last time you price checked flares in the boat section was but they are not exactly cheap i promise you this though i'll buy enough to light up a giant landing strip you just give me an hour head's up and you'll see me just zip on over and turn on the tractor beam girl and let's get this party started two different worlds becoming one walkin like a panther
11.
Fruit 04:09
The banana tree well it's gonna die in there let's say we bust it out let's say we leave somewhere where we can grow this thing maybe a monster too or will there be all fruit enough for me and you girl i like fruit, do you? johnny appleseed was reckless when he stayed a day too long when he got back to his orchard ol nancy tanyhill was gone i can't stay for certian popular to contrary belief oh his apples weren't for eatin nope they were for makin liquor drinks he never married in his whole entire seed sowin life cuz they said that when he died he'd be rewarded with two wives and dead in the sand's better than two in the hand wether you do just what you set out to do i'll be boo hoo i just can't take it that's how they make it the bartender shakes it with forbidden fruit and what lurks at the bottom drink's up if ya gottem there's no goin back once you tip the canoe unless you've got a little bit of orange juice with champagne that is how you make a terrific mimosa grab on to your sweetheart and pull them much closer cmon! grab your sweetheart and pull them much closer and raise your mimosa this song is a toast to fruit
12.
I've seen hobbits stand taller than Andre the Giant I've fought beard men and crew men when they were defiant I've seen wamp rats and swamp rats that come to your knee but nothin can hinder me way through the sea If the river don't kill me i'll sail to the harbor if the whisky don't kill me i'll drink till i die if the missus don't kill me i'll live til tomorrow if the whisky don't kill me i'll live till i die if the Kraken don't sink us we'll stay top the water if the galleons attack us they'll be cannon fodder if the pirates engage us they'll swing from a tree we'll send em all down to the depths of the sea If the river don't kill me i'll sail to the harbor if the whisky don't kill me i'll drink till i die if the missus don't kill me i'll live til tomorrow if the whisky don't kill me i'll live till i die under the sea the sun shines up at me it's easy to be floating and free If the river don't kill me i'll sail to the harbor if the whisky don't kill me i'll drink till i die if the missus don't kill me i'll live til tomorrow if the whisky don't kill me i'll live till i die i'm sailin the oceans to finish my story i'm hopin for greatness but don't need the glory and when we drop anchor on that final shore i promise my dear they won't hurt you no more and if me own crewmen don't kill me while sleeping they'll raise up a whisky and drink till we die when you're on my mind dear you're never alone here let's pick up a whisky and live till we

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Recorded and mixed by Dane Adelman at VALIS.
Mastered by T.J. Lipple

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released January 8, 2020

Krullbeast Records 2020

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