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SHYSHAXX

from SHYSHAXX by Rake

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Whittaker's Forest just south of the Hills
grew a flower that smelled quite strange
the ranger recoiled as he smelled its musk
he said it must be spaghetti and change
of vermicelli Montecello the wizard had had his fill
so they packed up their backpacks and headed North
to the food court inside Hills
he'll have the chickenparmajean claude Van Damme
I got the Dr. Philharmonic in the palm of my hand

the food and ale were served with disgust
as the wizard discussed his plan
red ranger would morph inter-dimensionally
and the wizard would use his bare hands
all the townsfolk spoke of Shyshaxx
the white cave cat who was half bat
he had a laser roar and the door to his cave
was only guarded by their children's graves
you be my Phillip Michael Thomas the train
I got that MegloDon Johnson spell on my brain

are you nuts? yeah

Red blipped in at the mouth of the cave
as the wizard unfurled the plan they had made
Red teleport to the back of the cat
Wizard magic missile attack
but they never saw the laser roar coming
as the wizard became a big ol pile of bones
red ranger had a choice as he heard a voice
it said "who dares disturb my home?"
it was Shyshaxx the white cave cat, he's half bat

SHYSHAXX he's half cave cat
SHYSHAXX he's half cave bat
SHYSHAXX 1/3 all that

As toxoplasmaghondi took over the rangers mind
Shyshaxx slunk closer beaming with big cat pride
just then the ranger thought he overheard
the wizard's last incantation
but he took the vowels out of the words, he said
did you get your backpack?
did you get your backpack?
did you get your backpack?
well go get it then

DJGTCHRBCKPCK? well go get it then
Shyshaxx's whole head exploded
DJGTCHRBCKPCK?
he must've been allergic
DJGTCHRBCKPCK? well go get it!

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from SHYSHAXX, released January 8, 2020

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